| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #398 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #475 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #1849 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #549 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 16 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #153 | bone chips | 129 |
| #414 | bottle of bubbles | 21 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #345 | candy brain | 10 |
| #637 | candy cane | 57 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1959 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #477 | evil teddy bear | 29 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1344 | fire | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #456 | floaty sand | 28 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #410 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #281 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #466 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #477 | fossilized torso | 7 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #877 | fudgecule | 187 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #788 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1647 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1297 | herringcello | 14 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #79 | lollipop stick | 924 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #630 | pack of pogs | 20 |
| #428 | paperclip | 100 |
| #549 | pearidot | 8 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #307 | petrified wood | 30 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #1312 | porquoise | 4 |
| #34 | portable photocopier | 130 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2199 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #325 | spooky bark | 43 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #478 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #440 | spooky sap | 19 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #762 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #259 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 73 |
| #361 | sucker scaffold | 26 |
| #484 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #419 | toy mercenary | 17 |
| #506 | tree-eating kite | 67 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #202 | unearthed potsherd | 17 |
| #1386 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #2364 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #247 | volcanic ash | 21 |
| #480 | wind-up meatcar | 18 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |