| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #476 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #551 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 16 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #153 | bone chips | 129 |
| #412 | bottle of bubbles | 21 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #344 | candy brain | 10 |
| #634 | candy cane | 57 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #477 | evil teddy bear | 29 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #458 | floaty sand | 28 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #412 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #282 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #478 | fossilized torso | 7 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #874 | fudgecule | 187 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #788 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #79 | lollipop stick | 924 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #630 | pack of pogs | 20 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #549 | pearidot | 8 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #307 | petrified wood | 30 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #35 | portable photocopier | 130 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #324 | spooky bark | 43 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #479 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #437 | spooky sap | 19 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #761 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #258 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 73 |
| #360 | sucker scaffold | 26 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #419 | toy mercenary | 17 |
| #506 | tree-eating kite | 67 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #201 | unearthed potsherd | 17 |
| #1387 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #246 | volcanic ash | 21 |
| #480 | wind-up meatcar | 18 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |