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| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
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| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
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| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
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| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
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| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
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| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
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| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
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| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
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| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
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| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |