| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #331 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #1034 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #157 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #688 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #71 | bottle of goofballs | 254 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #6 | delectable catalyst | 999 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #113 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #307 | dull fish scale | 9 |
| #328 | easter egg balloon | 63 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #507 | flaregun | 15 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #897 | ghuol egg | 6 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #331 | grue egg | 74 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #23 | mirrored aviator shades | 2 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #755 | red class ring | 6 |
| #447 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3788 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 21 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 31 |
| #321 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 18 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 37 |
| #393 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #257 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 15 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Felonia | 22 |
| #338 | tiny plastic G Imp | 19 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 22 |
| #429 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 16 |
| #269 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #296 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 22 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 27 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 20 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 23 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 22 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 20 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 22 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #196 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 20 |
| #243 | tiny plastic The Man | 16 |
| #409 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #241 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 27 |
| #279 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 23 |
| #222 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 26 |
| #292 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 23 |
| #215 | tiny plastic astronomer | 30 |
| #259 | tiny plastic beanbat | 24 |
| #213 | tiny plastic blooper | 28 |
| #373 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #262 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 23 |
| #274 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 15 |
| #349 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 19 |
| #367 | tiny plastic demoninja | 18 |
| #302 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 22 |
| #184 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 32 |
| #488 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #265 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 24 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #233 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 27 |
| #214 | tiny plastic goth giant | 29 |
| #318 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 20 |
| #280 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 23 |
| #442 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #347 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 20 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic scary clown | 24 |
| #311 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 21 |
| #330 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 20 |
| #337 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 19 |
| #368 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 18 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #254 | tiny plastic taco cat | 25 |
| #266 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 23 |
| #302 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #322 | tiny plastic warwelf | 20 |
| #300 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 22 |
| #499 | tiny plastic zmobie | 14 |
| #7 | toast | 1,283,579 |
| #240 | turtle pheromones | 16 |
| #707 | white class ring | 6 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #380 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |