| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #163 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,445 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #802 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #403 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #377 | evil googly eye | 11 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #475 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #421 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #257 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #200 | mauve striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | puce plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #306 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #852 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #397 | red plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #707 | spooky length of string | 14 |
| #320 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| 🥈 | white elephant gift | 111 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #621 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |