#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
#1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#708 | Crimbuck | 1,293 |
#4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
#1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
#2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
#1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
#993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
#972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
#1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
#995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
#842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
#790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
#783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
#1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
#470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
#254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
#443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
#2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#719 | antique greaves | 2 |
#743 | antique helmet | 2 |
#743 | antique shield | 2 |
#770 | antique spear | 2 |
#1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#2547 | badass belt | 19 |
#429 | balaclava | 1 |
#593 | banana | 6 |
#141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
#437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
#2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
#1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
#1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
#965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
#302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
#1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
#665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
#208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
#152 | burnt flower | 77 |
#1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
#397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
#1128 | candied yams | 7 |
#334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
#2396 | candy stake | 3 |
#102 | canteen of wine | 190 |
#653 | clown shoes | 2 |
#1347 | club necklace | 5 |
#778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
#848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
#57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
#1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
#1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
#1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
#1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
#573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
#854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
#788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
#194 | elven moonshine | 59 |
#1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#674 | eyepatch | 5 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
#970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
#788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#425 | furry pants | 1 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
#927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
#2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
#827 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
#164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
#1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
#148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
#48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
#202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
#3890 | grue egg | 3 |
#2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
#5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#165 | jar of swamp gas | 447 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#300 | knuckle sandwich | 83 |
#1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
#375 | los chinos | 1 |
#788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
#782 | miner's pants | 1 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
#856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
#1617 | oozenog | 3 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
#1091 | paperclip | 3 |
#403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
#286 | pixel hat | 1 |
#74 | pixel pants | 2 |
#209 | pixel sword | 1 |
#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#340 | quantum taco | 50 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
#777 | razor-sharp can lid | 4 |
#160 | red balloon | 2 |
#402 | reodorant | 13 |
#173 | ring setting | 1 |
#2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
#1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
#1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
#929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
#673 | sabre teeth | 4 |
#1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
#1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
#138 | soy cordial | 4 |
#695 | spade necklace | 10 |
#1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
#1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
#1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
#309 | star buckler | 1 |
#604 | star hat | 1 |
#328 | star pants | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#2001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
#1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
#1383 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 37 |
#2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
#167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1232 | stuffed angry cow | 41 |
#1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
#1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
#980 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
#3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
#1534 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 34 |
#1142 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
#2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
#1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
#3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#1297 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
#3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
#1511 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
#1298 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
#864 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
#3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#1235 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
#3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
#2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
#1356 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
#124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1839 | towel | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
#1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
#159 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
#894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
#863 | wad of dough | 9 |
#619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
#1246 | wolf mask | 1 |