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| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
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| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #606 | cog | 28 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #963 | disassembled clover | 16 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #680 | goat cheese | 5 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1113 | pail | 5 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #739 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
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| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #506 | razor-sharp can lid | 17 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #941 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #335 | snorkel | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #339 | spider web | 143 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
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| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #708 | spooky length of string | 14 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
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| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #515 | spring | 34 |
| #588 | sprocket | 25 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1113 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
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| #6968 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
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| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
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| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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