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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #648 | felt | 14 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #25 | gloomy mushroom wine | 30 |
| #617 | googly eye | 21 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | length of string | 37 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #140 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #314 | portable corkscrew | 21 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #333 | stuffing | 27 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |