| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #32 | Arrow (+1) | 17 |
| #115 | Beach Buck | 33 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #453 | Chroner | 12 |
| #57 | Crimbo Credit | 251 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2211 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #54 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 114 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #147 | Game Grid ticket | 47 |
| #155 | Game Grid token | 11 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #60 | Groll doll | 21 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #744 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #876 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #160 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #176 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #37 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #43 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #421 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #92 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 10 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #14 | black mana | 104 |
| #865 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #33 | blue mana | 92 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #272 | bottle of goofballs | 87 |
| #1178 | box of sunshine | 186 |
| #1786 | brick | 7 |
| #73 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #710 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #933 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #235 | confusing LED clock | 2 |
| #619 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #29 | d10 | 1,258 |
| #31 | d12 | 568 |
| #19 | d20 | 1,303 |
| #19 | d4 | 581 |
| #15 | d6 | 1,273 |
| #22 | d8 | 1,342 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #176 | encoder ring | 110 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #879 | fake hand | 22 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| #679 | filthy lucre | 54 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #666 | flavored foot massage oil | 11 |
| #449 | foam dart | 68 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #80 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 2 |
| #80 | green mana | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #302 | hobo nickel | 994 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #816 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #178 | mood ring | 74 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #667 | personal massager | 3 |
| #881 | personalized coffee mug | 5 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #64 | red mana | 2 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #65 | s'more | 1,175 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #158 | sand dollar | 105 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #752 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 3 |
| #214 | stuffed astral badger | 153 |
| #2530 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #68 | white mana | 2 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #182 | x-ray specs | 118 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |