| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #57 | Crimbo Credit | 251 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2203 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #62 | Groll doll | 19 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #268 | bottle of goofballs | 86 |
| #1174 | box of sunshine | 186 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #179 | encoder ring | 108 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #904 | fake hand | 21 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #728 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #453 | foam dart | 65 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #180 | mood ring | 73 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | s'more | 1,174 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #213 | stuffed astral badger | 152 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #184 | x-ray specs | 117 |