| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #57 | Crimbo Credit | 251 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2204 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #62 | Groll doll | 19 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of goofballs | 87 |
| #1174 | box of sunshine | 186 |
| #1784 | brick | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #765 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #977 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #30 | d10 | 1,234 |
| #33 | d12 | 543 |
| #19 | d20 | 1,280 |
| #21 | d4 | 550 |
| #16 | d6 | 1,247 |
| #23 | d8 | 1,315 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #179 | encoder ring | 108 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #881 | fake hand | 22 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #721 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #451 | foam dart | 66 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #80 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 2 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #842 | jazz soap | 28 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #180 | mood ring | 73 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1958 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #65 | s'more | 1,175 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #212 | stuffed astral badger | 152 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #184 | x-ray specs | 117 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |