| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 3 |
| #180 | Ram's Face Lager | 262 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #73 | acoustic guitarrr | 62 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #158 | black & tan | 22 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #320 | black striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #42 | bone rattle | 68 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2352 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #36 | calavera concertina | 6 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #55 | massive sitar | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #256 | portable corkscrew | 24 |
| #12 | radio button candy | 74 |
| #816 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #188 | stolen accordion | 390 |
| #6 | stone banjo | 73 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| 🥉 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 101 |
| #35 | tambourine | 31 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #909 | yo-yo | 23 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |