| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #356 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #77 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #127 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 82 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #95 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #106 | banana peel | 53 |
| #254 | bejeweled cufflinks | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #170 | bubblin' crude | 99 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #634 | candy cane | 57 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #355 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #43 | divine champagne flute | 539 |
| #275 | divine cracker | 16 |
| #481 | duct tape | 73 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #59 | festive sausage | 42 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #156 | garish pinky ring | 27 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #156 | heart necklace | 32 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #54 | holiday cheese log | 42 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #77 | killing jar | 12 |
| #95 | loadstone | 12 |
| #135 | lotion of sleaziness | 6 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #333 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #32 | pixel power cell | 11 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #170 | purple glowstick | 10 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1861 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2498 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2563 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #1802 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #665 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #156 | sugar shard | 21 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1447 | yellow snowcone | 9 |