| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #355 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #735 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #78 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #128 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 82 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #480 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #94 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #106 | banana peel | 53 |
| #254 | bejeweled cufflinks | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #170 | bubblin' crude | 99 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #635 | candy cane | 57 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #359 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #43 | divine champagne flute | 539 |
| #275 | divine cracker | 16 |
| #480 | duct tape | 73 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #58 | festive sausage | 42 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #155 | garish pinky ring | 27 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #775 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #156 | heart necklace | 32 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #53 | holiday cheese log | 42 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #75 | killing jar | 12 |
| #97 | loadstone | 12 |
| #135 | lotion of sleaziness | 6 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #32 | pixel power cell | 11 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #170 | purple glowstick | 10 |
| #1054 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #495 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2561 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1867 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2507 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2575 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #1807 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #155 | sugar shard | 21 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1443 | yellow snowcone | 9 |