| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #257 | Bulky Buddy Box | 11 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #417 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 20 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #425 | astronaut pants | 20 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #180 | borg sock monkey | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #166 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #127 | cyborg stompin' boot | 11 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #393 | dollhive | 22 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #510 | evil teddy bear | 26 |
| #1410 | fake hand | 5 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #2427 | golden ring | 11 |
| #258 | gyroscope | 11 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #648 | herb brownies | 13 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #317 | hill of beans | 71 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #191 | killing feather | 100 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #323 | loose teeth | 171 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #51 | marionette collective | 11 |
| #1226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #487 | nanite-infested candy cane | 28 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #233 | pasta spoon | 147 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #111 | roboduck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1409 | robotronic egg | 11 |
| #1309 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #357 | skeleton bone | 120 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #206 | stick-on-a-string | 20 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #37 | tires | 714 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #76 | tomato | 1,211 |
| #497 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #84 | toy crazy train | 100 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #390 | toy jet pack | 20 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #232 | toy mercenary | 32 |
| #455 | toy ray gun | 21 |
| #437 | toy space helmet | 20 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #248 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 50 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #474 | yo | 20 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |