| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1332 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1741 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #183 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 24 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #990 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1046 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #158 | mafia aria | 157 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #319 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #578 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #282 | support cummerbund | 27 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |