| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #60 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 24 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1418 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #810 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #54 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 21 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #97 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 48 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #475 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #30 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 24 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #282 | disco ball | 153 |
| #261 | disco mask | 171 |
| #761 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 9 |
| #252 | filthy lucre | 130 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #143 | fossilized demon skull | 4 |
| #176 | fossilized limb | 61 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #169 | fossilized spike | 28 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #299 | fossilized torso | 18 |
| #243 | fossilized wing | 16 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #60 | green candy heart | 652 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #290 | helmet turtle | 213 |
| #72 | lavender candy heart | 611 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | mariachi pants | 176 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #85 | orange candy heart | 727 |
| #222 | pasta spoon | 163 |
| #59 | penguin skin | 3,583 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #64 | pink candy heart | 820 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #195 | ravioli hat | 195 |
| #793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #821 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #249 | saucepan | 247 |
| #156 | seal tooth | 150 |
| #268 | seal-clubbing club | 165 |
| #349 | seal-skull helmet | 34 |
| #777 | shiny ring | 31 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #184 | spices | 200 |
| #338 | stolen accordion | 142 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #386 | toast | 2,810 |
| #290 | turtle totem | 169 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #330 | volcanic ash | 11 |
| #83 | white candy heart | 645 |
| #90 | yellow candy heart | 849 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #554 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #24 | yeti fur | 17,880 |