| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
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| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite greaves | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
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| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
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| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
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| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
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| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
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| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |