| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite greaves | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
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| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
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| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1915 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |