| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #678 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| 🥇 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 426 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #129 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,848 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1432 | candy cane | 22 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #55 | cheer extractor | 23 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #493 | heavy D | 96 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #300 | lowercase N | 44 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #572 | metallic A | 34 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #481 | original G | 96 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #393 | pr0n legs | 46 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2129 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #200 | rubber axe | 5 |
| #384 | ruby W | 30 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #321 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #872 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |