| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #21 | Alice's Army Nurse | 111 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #10 | Baja sopapilla | 38 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #113 | Chroner | 877 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #251 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 9 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #6 | R'lyeh | 90 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #21 | Yuleviathan necklace | 3 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #54 | antique nutcracker figurine | 8 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #144 | black Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #35 | bowl of mernudo | 111 |
| #1383 | box of sunshine | 132 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #12 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 24 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #59 | coconut bikini top | 4 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #48 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 50 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #396 | crystalline cheer | 34 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #18 | delectable catalyst | 104 |
| #27 | donated booze | 894 |
| #47 | donated candy | 554 |
| #98 | donated food | 250 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #38 | fishelada | 111 |
| #76 | floral print shirt | 5 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #111 | gold star | 17 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #715 | handful of confetti | 58 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #10 | kelp-holly drape | 3 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #87 | lost elf luggage | 21 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #72 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 56 |
| #84 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 51 |
| #64 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 78 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #153 | miner's helmet | 24 |
| #22 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #60 | moist Crimbo spices | 172 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥇 | nurse's hat | 909 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #37 | ojo de pez burrito | 111 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint eel sauce | 159 |
| #18 | peppermint spine | 3 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #100 | pile of Trainbot parts | 170 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #48 | red class ring | 483 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #48 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 50 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1280 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #28 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 40 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| #21 | very fancy whiskey | 12 |
| #287 | warbear battery | 9 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #140 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 9 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #405 | warbear whosit | 162 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #177 | yeti fur | 1,498 |
| #38 | yule pup | 4 |