| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #41 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 2 |
| #22 | Alice's Army Nurse | 111 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #9 | Baja sopapilla | 38 |
| #30 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #116 | Chroner | 877 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #58 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 9 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #8 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #40 | Easter grasshopper | 2 |
| #50 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #244 | Elf Guard MPC | 150 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #44 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #32 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #529 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #40 | Irish eggnog | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #72 | LIDAR candle | 18 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #51 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #7 | R'lyeh | 92 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #35 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 2 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #218 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #22 | Yuleviathan necklace | 3 |
| #27 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #55 | antique nutcracker figurine | 8 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #355 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #146 | black Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #42 | black mana | 11 |
| #56 | blue mana | 14 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #37 | bowl of mernudo | 111 |
| #1319 | box of sunshine | 148 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #44 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #32 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 2 |
| #41 | boxed bat wings | 2 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #13 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 24 |
| #36 | candied beef and cabbage | 2 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #44 | candy rations | 2 |
| #45 | canteen of jungle juice | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #43 | chocolate ostrich egg | 2 |
| #28 | clovermint | 2 |
| #59 | coconut bikini top | 4 |
| #115 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #51 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 50 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #410 | crystalline cheer | 34 |
| #71 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 12 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #18 | delectable catalyst | 104 |
| #29 | donated booze | 894 |
| #49 | donated candy | 554 |
| #102 | donated food | 250 |
| #43 | double-candied yams | 2 |
| #15 | extra time | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #38 | fishelada | 111 |
| #76 | floral print shirt | 5 |
| #84 | fragile Christmas ornament | 6 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #110 | gold star | 17 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #58 | green mana | 6 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #722 | handful of confetti | 58 |
| #31 | hard cocoa | 8 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #177 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #10 | kelp-holly drape | 3 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #179 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #89 | lost elf luggage | 21 |
| #38 | lucky moai statuette | 2 |
| #23 | lucky napkin | 3 |
| #235 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #76 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 56 |
| #90 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 51 |
| #70 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 78 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #46 | military orb | 33 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #156 | miner's helmet | 24 |
| #37 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #109 | moai toai | 2 |
| #59 | moist Crimbo spices | 172 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥇 | nurse's hat | 909 |
| #301 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #37 | ojo de pez burrito | 111 |
| #52 | oldcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #39 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 2 |
| #32 | peace turkey outline | 2 |
| #80 | peppermint eel sauce | 159 |
| #88 | peppermint pegleg | 5 |
| #18 | peppermint spine | 3 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #103 | pile of Trainbot parts | 170 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #225 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #20 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #64 | ragged wool yarn | 25 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #48 | red class ring | 483 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #64 | red mana | 2 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #57 | room scale green bean casserole | 32 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #48 | salmagumdi | 7 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #170 | silent P | 2 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #55 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 204 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #61 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #305 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #52 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 50 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1284 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2253 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1835 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2495 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #28 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 40 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #50 | traumatic holiday memory | 27 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #17 | unevolved organism | 2 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| #30 | untorn tearaway pants package | 2 |
| #22 | very fancy whiskey | 12 |
| #284 | warbear battery | 9 |
| #174 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #140 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 9 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #405 | warbear whosit | 162 |
| #52 | white mana | 8 |
| #46 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #177 | yeti fur | 1,498 |
| #38 | yule pup | 4 |