| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #236 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 23 |
| #104 | Crimbo candied pecan | 254 |
| #56 | Crimbo fudge | 617 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 233 |
| #97 | Crimbo pie | 40 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot battery | 3 |
| #160 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 24 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 4 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 5 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 38 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #99 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 49 |
| #141 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 10 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 40 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 6 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #113 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 15 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 45 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 10 |
| #126 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 37 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #381 | Mad Train wine | 254 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #228 | blind-packed capsule toy | 40 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #227 | bum cheek | 96 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #272 | dirty hobo gloves | 96 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #212 | drop of water-37 | 49 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | nanite-infested candy cane | 248 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #114 | plain old beer | 2 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #52 | silent J | 6 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #117 | silent O | 6 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #39 | silent Y | 2 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #665 | tiny plastic Hellion | 11 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #525 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #605 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #659 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #598 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 7 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #345 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #541 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1034 | yo-yo | 18 |