| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #160 | Divine | 5 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #28 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 2 |
| #220 | Mae West | 3 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #62 | Meat detector | 9 |
| #48 | Mon Tiki | 52 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #93 | Neuromancer | 11 |
| #42 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 10 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #473 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #54 | baconstone ring | 5 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #22 | blundarrrbus | 15 |
| #46 | bone collar | 8 |
| #37 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 21 |
| #26 | brass stinger | 12 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | chocolate spurs | 15 |
| #21 | diamond-studded fronts | 13 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #101 | empty blowgun | 26 |
| #116 | eye-pod | 5 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #33 | false eyelashes | 13 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #76 | flaming glowsticks | 7 |
| #486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #70 | gimlet | 16 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #440 | grog | 2 |
| #1339 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #56 | hamethyst necklace | 11 |
| #15 | hardware upgrade | 5 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #137 | hot pink lipstick | 7 |
| #125 | hypodermic needle | 12 |
| #51 | iced-out bling | 10 |
| #52 | icicle katana | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #232 | lead necklace | 44 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #76 | limburger biker boots | 6 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #37 | magnifying glass | 13 |
| #137 | mandarina colada | 5 |
| #92 | many-eyed glasses | 15 |
| #24 | meatcar model | 14 |
| #25 | menorette | 11 |
| #105 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 6 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #32 | moonglasses | 15 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #32 | palm-frond toupee | 15 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #295 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #120 | prosthetic forehead | 12 |
| #143 | prussian cathouse | 8 |
| #42 | pulled porquoise pendant | 2 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #123 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 11 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #77 | sucky decal | 17 |
| #65 | tangarita | 11 |
| #177 | targeting chip | 4 |
| #28 | teddy bear sewing kit | 12 |
| #55 | teqiwila slammer | 17 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #40 | tiny Mountie hat | 10 |
| #43 | tiny balloon knife | 11 |
| #47 | tiny knife and fork | 10 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #133 | tiny shaker of salt | 14 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #36 | tuning fork | 6 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #928 | unstable DNA | 44 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #57 | vodka stratocaster | 19 |
| #261 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |