| #267 | 1-ball | 21 |
| #350 | 2-ball | 13 |
| #481 | 3-ball | 9 |
| #509 | 4-ball | 8 |
| #439 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #318 | 7-ball | 17 |
| #338 | 8-ball | 84 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #18 | Boris's key lime | 46 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #1562 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #23 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 43 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #26 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 37 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #429 | buckyball | 11 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #31 | digital key lime | 39 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #778 | fire | 6 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #1001 | gingerbread bugbear | 21 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #679 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1035 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #510 | heavy D | 88 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #721 | iGoogly | 20 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #888 | killing feather | 45 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #266 | lowercase N | 59 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #637 | metallic A | 25 |
| #1041 | monomolecular yo-yo | 20 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #510 | original G | 83 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #770 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #649 | robotronic egg | 44 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1153 | rogue swarmer | 48 |
| #344 | ruby W | 39 |
| #956 | sawblade fragment | 50 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #31 | star key lime | 39 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #898 | tree-eating kite | 28 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #274 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |