| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #160 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 4 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #103 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 2 |
| #516 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 10 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #198 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 4 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #485 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 12 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #151 | Shivering Chèvre | 12 |
| #759 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #218 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #296 | antique packet of ketchup | 4 |
| #150 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #116 | batarang | 1 |
| #225 | big rock | 5 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #143 | black magic powder | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #120 | blue oyster badge | 5 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #523 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
| #96 | bottle of Red-Out | 3 |
| #87 | bowl of cottage cheese | 338 |
| #199 | brigand brittle | 8 |
| #116 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #126 | button rouge | 2 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #507 | cannonball charrrm | 6 |
| #412 | centipede eggs | 5 |
| #969 | chaos butterfly | 43 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #594 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #103 | decomposed boot | 10 |
| #1128 | defective skull | 7 |
| #221 | donated booze | 43 |
| #209 | donated candy | 45 |
| #309 | donated food | 21 |
| #237 | dwarvish magazine | 5 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #172 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #728 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 9 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #180 | enchanted muesli | 4 |
| #277 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #1081 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #1109 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #167 | fireclutch | 4 |
| #122 | flask of rainwater | 6 |
| #287 | forest tears | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #113 | giant neckbeard | 9 |
| #232 | giant tube of black lipstick | 3 |
| #182 | glass of gnat milk | 2 |
| #188 | gold toothbrush | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #660 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #527 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #115 | half of a gold tooth | 16 |
| #97 | handful of stubble | 4 |
| #113 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #330 | hellseal claw | 70 |
| #316 | hellseal whisker | 56 |
| #164 | holistic headache remedy | 8 |
| #120 | hustler shades | 4 |
| #180 | janglin' bones | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #102 | jazzy cigarette holder | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 10 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #111 | one glove | 2 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #123 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
| #500 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| #121 | plague pie | 1 |
| #143 | plastic Jefferson wings | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | punk patch | 3 |
| #370 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #145 | pygmy adder oil | 5 |
| #177 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #158 | pygmy papers | 6 |
| #102 | pygmy witchhazel | 10 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1290 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #162 | scrunchie tourniquet | 4 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #164 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 10 |
| #109 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #142 | short deposition | 3 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #204 | skelelton spine | 4 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #161 | smut orc sunglasses | 2 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #132 | steampunk potion | 6 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #198 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #667 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #107 | vial of swamp vapors | 3 |
| #83 | void stone | 2 |
| #172 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1086 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #1365 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #132 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |