| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #128 | Blatantly Canadian | 38 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #372 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #686 | Cloaca-Cola | 38 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #332 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 24 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #776 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 68 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1787 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1066 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | box of sunshine | 100 |
| #596 | bubbly potion | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #551 | cloudy potion | 11 |
| #1634 | club necklace | 4 |
| #538 | dark potion | 12 |
| #207 | dead guy's watch | 40 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #2468 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #548 | effervescent potion | 11 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #612 | fizzy potion | 8 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #2190 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| #475 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #496 | milky potion | 14 |
| #650 | murky potion | 6 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1127 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #801 | probability potion | 12 |
| #911 | procrastination potion | 8 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #157 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #808 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2725 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2227 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #339 | skeleton key | 17 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #4205 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3027 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2926 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5351 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7025 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #3610 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4304 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4900 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2136 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #3776 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2800 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #4624 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4033 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4952 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5297 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2928 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2676 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2213 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #530 | swirly potion | 11 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6235 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1842 | towel | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #580 | wussiness potion | 12 |