| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #127 | Blatantly Canadian | 38 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #370 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #685 | Cloaca-Cola | 38 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #331 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 24 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1053 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #777 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 68 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1641 | box of sunshine | 100 |
| #596 | bubbly potion | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #550 | cloudy potion | 11 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #536 | dark potion | 12 |
| #205 | dead guy's watch | 40 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #546 | effervescent potion | 11 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #610 | fizzy potion | 8 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #476 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #494 | milky potion | 14 |
| #650 | murky potion | 6 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #800 | probability potion | 12 |
| #911 | procrastination potion | 8 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #157 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #340 | skeleton key | 17 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #529 | swirly potion | 11 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #579 | wussiness potion | 12 |