| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2970 | candy cane | 5 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1431 | disco ball | 4 |
| #932 | disco mask | 14 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1595 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1223 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #866 | ravioli hat | 12 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1050 | saucepan | 14 |
| #693 | seal tooth | 9 |
| #990 | seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #384 | skeleton bone | 107 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #993 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6122 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #653 | top | 7 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #318 | toy train | 7 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |