| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1425 | disco ball | 4 |
| #925 | disco mask | 14 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #288 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1218 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #861 | ravioli hat | 12 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1047 | saucepan | 14 |
| #692 | seal tooth | 9 |
| #986 | seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #382 | skeleton bone | 107 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #620 | teddy bear | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #318 | toy train | 7 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #977 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |