| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #537 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #582 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #821 | ball | 7 |
| #51 | banana | 198 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #770 | candy cane | 47 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #161 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #82 | disco mask | 903 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #141 | dusty right first rib | 3 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1842 | elven cellocello | 7 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1031 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1255 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #496 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #727 | monomolecular yo-yo | 56 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #359 | possessed top | 15 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #370 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 24 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #634 | robotronic egg | 45 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed gray blob | 31 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4298 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #423 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #246 | top | 18 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1164 | tree-eating kite | 18 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1970 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #260 | wang | 9 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #749 | yo-yo | 32 |
| #313 | yohohoyo | 6 |