| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #753 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #896 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #821 | ball | 7 |
| #51 | banana | 198 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #768 | candy cane | 47 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #82 | disco mask | 903 |
| #877 | dollhive | 6 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #315 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #195 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #306 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #280 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #139 | dusty right first rib | 3 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1839 | elven cellocello | 7 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1030 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #726 | monomolecular yo-yo | 56 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #359 | possessed top | 15 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #370 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 24 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #632 | robotronic egg | 45 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed gray blob | 31 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #421 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #245 | top | 18 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1164 | tree-eating kite | 18 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1971 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #260 | wang | 9 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #750 | yo-yo | 32 |
| #313 | yohohoyo | 6 |