| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #199 | Bonerdagon necklace | 48 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #221 | Boss Bat britches | 58 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #408 | Crown of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #521 | badass belt | 88 |
| #818 | bag of airline peanuts | 32 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1097 | brick | 25 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #913 | clown hammer | 23 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #831 | defective skull | 18 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #558 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #821 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #801 | fake hand | 27 |
| #237 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #445 | grue egg | 57 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #319 | handful of sand | 50 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #861 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #632 | mafia aria | 30 |
| #917 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 24 |
| #320 | mummy wrapping | 46 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #431 | palm frond | 9 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #810 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 23 |
| #910 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 26 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #936 | rubber emo roe | 27 |
| #874 | salamander spleen | 2 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #300 | shiny ring | 82 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #153 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #197 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #209 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #190 | strange shiny disc | 30 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #565 | useless powder | 174 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #819 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #1015 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #622 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #967 | yellow snowcone | 28 |