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| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
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| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
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| #794 | olive | 1 |
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| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
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| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
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| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
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| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
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| #1051 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #659 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 26 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
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| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #923 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #1006 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #721 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1178 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1008 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
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| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
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| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |