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| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
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| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
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| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
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| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
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| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
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| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
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| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
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| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #166 | oozenog | 16 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
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| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
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| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
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| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
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| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #851 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #803 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
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| #1055 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 26 |
| #874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1665 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #926 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #1009 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #952 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #723 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #990 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1183 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1010 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
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| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |