webojunk

RankItemQuantity
#1352Angry Farmer candy14
#466Brimstone Chicken Sandwich12
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#946Cloaca-Cola16
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#637Crimboween memo17
#1522Daffy Taffy8
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#953Dyspepsi-Cola46
#837Feynman gate10
#214Frogade1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#418Jumbo Dr. Lucifer18
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#1529Mr. Mediocrebar20
#571Now and Earlier3
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#1545Rock Pops20
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#1103Tasty Fun Good rice candy18
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#618Wint-O-Fresh mint16
#1874Yummy Tummy bean47
#1478abominable snowcone1
#522ancient frozen dinner2
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#769aspirin1
#1374astronaut pants3
#692atomic vector plotter3
#185baconstone earring1
#261baconstone ring1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#1008ball5
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#219bowl of lucky charms3
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#902candied kobold2
#1035candy cane33
#1783candy stake4
#173carob brownies1
#454carob chunk cookies3
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#420chorizo taco7
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#450crazy little Turkish delight18
#433cream pie1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#597desiccated apricot3
#1640doll house1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#905dwarf bread3
#2700easter egg balloon6
#870eggnog18
#1096evil googly eye2
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1589fancy dress ball4
#356felt23
#1764fire1
#366foie gras2
#915fruitcake22
#735gingerbread bugbear31
#2303gingerbread horror3
#284googly eye51
🥈green traffic cone1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#205hamethyst necklace2
#965herb brownies4
#2516herbal stuffing1
#506high-resistance ultrapolymer plating5
#430hot wing121
#656hyperbolic plasma focuser3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#492lavender plastic oyster egg8
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#435leftovers of indeterminate origin3
#185length of string63
#257lihc eye pie10
#1310logic synthesizer4
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#743mad scientist's sock monkey3
#499maple syrup7
#1086marionette1
#1323marzipan skull1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#690mugcake1
#373off-white paisley oyster egg6
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1683pet rock3
#969pickle-flavored chewing gum3
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#663pile of candy7
#1498pixellated candy heart3
#1405possessed top3
#497poutine5
#290prehistoric spear13
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#101purple pixel pie13
#659rag doll3
#594razor-tipped yo-yo13
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#612six pack of Mountain Stream2
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#598sleeping snowy owl4
#586sock monkey4
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#990spooky toy wheel4
#434stale baguette2
#431stick-on-a-string10
#1867string of blue beads3
#1869string of green beads3
#2246string of red beads1
#534stringy sinew17
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#173stuffing50
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#456sugar-coated pine cone3
#629t8r tots4
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#384targeting chip1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#1917tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#1398toothsome rock5
#2068top1
#1217toy jet pack4
#1342toy ray gun4
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#123toy wheel68
#478tree skirt1
#1887tree-eating kite7
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#599tropical paperweight1
#411unrefined Mountain Stream syrup7
#728urinal cake1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#548white chocolate chip cookies3
#243wooden block12
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#840yo10
#1565yo-yo6

Wow, that's 1,315 items total!

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