| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #3537 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #305 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 11 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #269 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 15 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |