| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbuck | 3,250 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #38 | black velvet box | 60 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #16 | dusty animal skull | 10 |
| #468 | easter egg balloon | 49 |
| #830 | empty agua de vida bottle | 62 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #437 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #310 | meat from yesterday | 6 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #1203 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #14 | pill cup | 6,666 |
| #383 | pink clay bead | 32 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #749 | red class ring | 6 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #437 | s'more | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #426 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #520 | water pipe bomb | 38 |
| #546 | white class ring | 10 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |