| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #295 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #124 | Iron Beta of Industry | 78 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #147 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 44 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 195 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #61 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 56 |
| 🥇 | Star of Bravery | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 4 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #206 | Typical Tavern swill | 37 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #131 | acoustic guitarrr | 37 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #15 | blended frozen swill | 37 |
| #292 | blood flower | 34 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #287 | box of sunshine | 1,487 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #76 | creepy ginger ale | 15 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #91 | fireclutch | 26 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #17 | fruity girl swill | 37 |
| #30 | gingerbread horror | 257 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #42 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 37 |
| #11 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 446 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #42 | left half of a heart necklace | 10 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #242 | long skinny balloon | 37 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #419 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #41 | radio button candy | 25 |
| #8 | red-headed corpse | 50 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #13 | space planula | 1 |
| #57 | spade necklace | 71 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #94 | stainless steel scarf | 21 |
| #84 | stainless steel shillelagh | 21 |
| #27 | stainless steel skullcap | 24 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #50 | stainless steel solitaire | 20 |
| #100 | stainless steel suspenders | 24 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #32 | super salad | 34 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #13 | tropical swill | 37 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #128 | wang | 37 |
| #31 | worthless trinket | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |