| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #14 | Orcish cargo shorts | 372 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | kite | 7,049 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | tree-eating kite | 53,886 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |