| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
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| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #185 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
| #200 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #51 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 8 |
| #182 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 5 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #734 | baggie of powdered sugar | 12 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #308 | gray bow tie | 22 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #344 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #288 | penguin thesaurus | 25 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | pixel sword | 297 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1079 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1604 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 20 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1567 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1077 | stuffed key | 39 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1680 | stuffed monocle | 19 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1393 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1374 | stuffed teddy butler | 28 |
| #1371 | stuffed tin of caviar | 28 |
| #1226 | stuffed treasure chest | 31 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #319 | unstable DNA | 164 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |