| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #6 | Crimboween memo | 1,000 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #279 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 20 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #457 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 24 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #34 | black Crimbo ball | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #539 | bottle of bubbles | 10 |
| #3615 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1204 | defective skull | 5 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1407 | fake hand | 5 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #806 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #186 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 17 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #739 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #414 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #306 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #54 | toy crazy train | 125 |
| #726 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #814 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #501 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 20 |
| #45 | white Crimbo ball | 397 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #75 | yo | 100 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |