| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #6 | Crimboween memo | 1,000 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #278 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 20 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #459 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 24 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #34 | black Crimbo ball | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #535 | bottle of bubbles | 10 |
| #3613 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1208 | defective skull | 5 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1409 | fake hand | 5 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #805 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #187 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 17 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #739 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #54 | toy crazy train | 125 |
| #725 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #501 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 20 |
| #45 | white Crimbo ball | 397 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #75 | yo | 100 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |