| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #757 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #790 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1269 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1071 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #823 | pail | 10 |
| #352 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |