| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #756 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1265 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #820 | pail | 10 |
| #351 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |