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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
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| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
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| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
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