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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
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| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
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| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
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| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
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| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
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| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #96 | s'more | 608 |
| #438 | salamander spleen | 17 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #669 | squashed frog | 9 |
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| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1103 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 37 |
| #1561 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #1112 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #930 | stuffed Meat | 50 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #1531 | stuffed astral badger | 34 |
| #1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1512 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1421 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 36 |
| #982 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 50 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1016 | stuffed hand turkey | 49 |
| #665 | stuffed key | 84 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1088 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1004 | stuffed mink | 44 |
| #1239 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1242 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1107 | stuffed snowy owl | 44 |
| #1226 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1483 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1058 | stuffed teddy butler | 42 |
| #893 | stuffed tin of caviar | 52 |
| #678 | stuffed treasure chest | 82 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #48 | sugar shard | 312 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #727 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
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| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
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| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |