| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #470 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #167 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 12 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #341 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #430 | capacitor relay | 26 |
| #484 | carbon nanotube frame | 23 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #240 | corrupted data | 78 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #506 | ion grid | 23 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #755 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #659 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #253 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #292 | squirming egg sac | 44 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #508 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #253 | tooth | 15 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |