| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #596 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #172 | Bonerdagon necklace | 54 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #55 | Boss Bat britches | 128 |
| 🥉 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 400 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #613 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #84 | Crown of the Goblin King | 196 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #171 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #9 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #344 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #576 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #202 | Now and Earlier | 23 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #473 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #133 | annoying pitchfork | 18 |
| #137 | baconstone | 48 |
| #25 | baconstone bracelet | 27 |
| #14 | baconstone pendant | 14 |
| #113 | badass belt | 217 |
| #82 | beertini | 30 |
| #328 | blood flower | 26 |
| #902 | box of sunshine | 286 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #164 | easter egg balloon | 96 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #90 | enchanted toothpick | 15 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #308 | giant discarded bottlecap | 17 |
| #40 | giant discarded plastic fork | 152 |
| #161 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 27 |
| #140 | giant pinky ring | 105 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #325 | grue egg | 75 |
| #151 | hamethyst | 47 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #139 | hamethyst necklace | 4 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #6 | mafia aria | 2,000 |
| #20 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 6 |
| #1209 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #49 | papaya slung | 50 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #116 | porquoise | 50 |
| #29 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 9 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #82 | questionable taco | 7 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #49 | salty slug | 45 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #92 | shiny ring | 200 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| 🥇 | stench nuggets | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 256 |
| 🥇 | teddy bear | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | teddy borg | 10,000 |
| #6 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6,666 |
| #40 | tomato daiquiri | 39 |
| #120 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 77 |
| #31 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 152 |
| #52 | zombie pineal gland | 52 |