| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #498 | Crimbuck | 2,029 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #377 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #283 | baseball | 18 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1713 | box of sunshine | 94 |
| #311 | bubbly potion | 41 |
| #1099 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1830 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #93 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #2229 | golden ring | 28 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1580 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #369 | nanite-infested candy cane | 41 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #518 | nanofiber cloth | 10 |
| #146 | olive | 147 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #125 | red snowcone | 215 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #2423 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #190 | royal jelly | 96 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2527 | sawblade fragment | 4 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1317 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1708 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| #486 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #298 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2736 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6161 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1442 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #2413 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #414 | valuable trinket | 205 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #254 | warbear whosit | 601 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |