| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1253 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #498 | Crimbuck | 2,029 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #282 | baseball | 18 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1711 | box of sunshine | 94 |
| #311 | bubbly potion | 41 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #2231 | golden ring | 28 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #368 | nanite-infested candy cane | 41 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #518 | nanofiber cloth | 10 |
| #145 | olive | 147 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #125 | red snowcone | 215 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #2423 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #190 | royal jelly | 96 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2528 | sawblade fragment | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| #481 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1445 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #2414 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #413 | valuable trinket | 205 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #378 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #255 | warbear whosit | 601 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |