| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #300 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 20 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #206 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #147 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 20 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #348 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #149 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1148 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #157 | oozenog | 17 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #103 | potted cactus | 420 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1522 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #439 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 8 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #222 | twitching claw | 16 |
| #463 | unstable DNA | 112 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |