| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #764 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #1676 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2406 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1736 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #896 | duct tape | 25 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #470 | green clay bead | 14 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1209 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1227 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #546 | pink clay bead | 15 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1423 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #785 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #913 | toast | 730 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1354 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #543 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |