| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #764 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1306 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #893 | duct tape | 25 |
| #1181 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #472 | green clay bead | 14 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1208 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1228 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #547 | pink clay bead | 15 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1426 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #787 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #913 | toast | 730 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |