| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #702 | bag of airline peanuts | 40 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #999 | brick | 30 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #854 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #804 | defective skull | 19 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #566 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 49 |
| #572 | fake fake vomit | 56 |
| #567 | fake hand | 48 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #815 | jazz soap | 30 |
| #551 | joybuzzer | 54 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #855 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #863 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #656 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 44 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #832 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3761 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3762 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4054 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4055 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #3606 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #679 | whoopie cushion | 45 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #603 | yellow snowcone | 55 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |