| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #231 | BGE shotglass | 28 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #442 | Crimbuck | 2,304 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #205 | Goodfella contract | 259 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1174 | hobo nickel | 6 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #548 | paperclip | 70 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #162 | red plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #190 | sand dollar | 66 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #307 | spaghetti cult mask | 2 |
| #202 | spaghetti cult rosary | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #258 | useless powder | 611 |