| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #231 | BGE shotglass | 28 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #921 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #443 | Crimbuck | 2,304 |
| #462 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #204 | Goodfella contract | 259 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1176 | hobo nickel | 6 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #549 | paperclip | 70 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #277 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #162 | red plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #2135 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #194 | sand dollar | 66 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #582 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #308 | spaghetti cult mask | 2 |
| #205 | spaghetti cult rosary | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #258 | useless powder | 611 |