| #482 | Cloaca-Cola | 71 |
| #73 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 31 |
| #24 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 133 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #57 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 47 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #972 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 44 |
| #46 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 37 |
| #47 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 40 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #37 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 46 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #379 | can of Binarrrca | 25 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #110 | chrome stick | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #214 | evil googly eye | 22 |
| #820 | fake fake vomit | 33 |
| #904 | fake hand | 21 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1226 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #84 | helmet turtle | 1,480 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #633 | ion grid | 18 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #185 | oriole-feather headdress | 7 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #275 | portable corkscrew | 23 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #661 | rubber emo roe | 46 |
| #6 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 236 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #219 | spooky felt | 45 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #312 | spooky length of string | 38 |
| #152 | spooky stuffing | 46 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #485 | spooky wooden block | 14 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #520 | stick-on-a-string | 8 |
| #482 | stringy sinew | 19 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #773 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 22 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #828 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #1105 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |