| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1181 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #349 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #728 | Dyspepsi grenade | 14 |
| #637 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 96 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #707 | green beer | 15 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #212 | hill of beans | 123 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #603 | length of string | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #464 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #109 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 395 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #207 | saucepan | 334 |
| #303 | scroll of drastic healing | 260 |
| #196 | seal-clubbing club | 310 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #202 | stolen accordion | 347 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #82 | tiny house | 3,378 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |