| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1180 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #731 | Dyspepsi grenade | 14 |
| #638 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 96 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #706 | green beer | 15 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #212 | hill of beans | 123 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #603 | length of string | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #110 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 395 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #207 | saucepan | 334 |
| #303 | scroll of drastic healing | 260 |
| #196 | seal-clubbing club | 310 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #204 | stolen accordion | 347 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #82 | tiny house | 3,378 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |