Uzziah

RankItemQuantity
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#48Atomic Comic6
#22Barney's rake14
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#1284Crimbuck339
#289DNOTC Box1
#86Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate4
#65Frosty's carrot2
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#1014Goodfella contract1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#12Hodgman's almanac3
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#206Knob mushroom58
#480Knoll mushroom16
#457Lars the Cyberian1
#730Let Me Be!2
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#94Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#25Oscus's dumpster waders3
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#34Oscus's garbage can lid2
#194Oscus's pelt1
#75Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster23
#369Red Pill1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#680anniversary balloon1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#401antique bottle opener2
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#931antique record album1
#756astral mushroom6
#303badass belt128
#81baggie of powdered sugar430
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#110cool mushroom24
#118enchanted leopard-print barbell17
#108flaming mushroom25
#203frozen mushroom12
#77funky dried mushroom161
#161gloomy black mushroom24
#292handful of confetti123
#396handful of numbers1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#15makeshift crane123
#238mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#108oily golden mushroom4
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#228plain brown wrapper2
#275pointy mushroom9
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#53pregnant oily golden mushroom2
#247prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#183rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#76sandwich of the gods24
#239slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#139spooky mushroom466
#160stinky mushroom15
#476stuffed spooky mushroom17
#225tangarita with a fly in it1
#294throbbing rage gland1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#334tiny plastic Crimbo elf28
#392tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer24
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#488tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo7
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#568tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#535tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#350tiny plastic sweet nutcracker26
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#226warm mushroom8

Wow, that's 2,296 items total!

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