| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #48 | Atomic Comic | 6 |
| #20 | Barney's rake | 14 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1284 | Crimbuck | 339 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's almanac | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #205 | Knob mushroom | 58 |
| #480 | Knoll mushroom | 16 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 3 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #69 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 23 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #756 | astral mushroom | 6 |
| #301 | badass belt | 128 |
| #81 | baggie of powdered sugar | 430 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #110 | cool mushroom | 24 |
| #113 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 17 |
| #108 | flaming mushroom | 25 |
| #202 | frozen mushroom | 12 |
| #76 | funky dried mushroom | 161 |
| #161 | gloomy black mushroom | 24 |
| #287 | handful of confetti | 123 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #15 | makeshift crane | 123 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #230 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #273 | pointy mushroom | 9 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #139 | spooky mushroom | 466 |
| #159 | stinky mushroom | 15 |
| #472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 28 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 24 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #349 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 26 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #225 | warm mushroom | 8 |