| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #390 | Amulet of Yendor | 58 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #469 | Goodfella contract | 42 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #24 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 966 |
| #796 | Mountain Stream soda | 5 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #528 | bag of airline peanuts | 56 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #292 | box of sunshine | 1,426 |
| #532 | brick | 71 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #438 | clown hammer | 67 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #141 | cursed black pearl onion | 13 |
| #219 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 7 |
| #216 | cursed bottle of rum | 8 |
| #217 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #171 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 10 |
| #86 | cursed piece of thirteen | 16 |
| #138 | cursed sea biscuit | 13 |
| #182 | cursed voodoo skull | 8 |
| #372 | defective skull | 64 |
| #429 | delicious salad | 120 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #352 | divine blowout | 13 |
| #332 | divine can of silly string | 20 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #410 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #367 | divine cracker | 5 |
| #344 | divine noisemaker | 16 |
| #1824 | duct tape | 4 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #306 | encoder ring | 61 |
| #479 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 68 |
| #403 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #396 | fake fake vomit | 81 |
| #456 | filthy lucre | 85 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #315 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #419 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #540 | jazz soap | 54 |
| #474 | joybuzzer | 65 |
| #385 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #551 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 54 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #385 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 69 |
| #567 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 53 |
| #650 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #569 | radium-flavored potato chips | 56 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #550 | rubber emo roe | 58 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #329 | shingle | 18 |
| #63 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 7 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1803 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #2006 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #1899 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1747 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #1436 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1300 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2071 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1767 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #440 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #67 | turtle pheromones | 109 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #706 | white snake skin | 6 |
| #501 | whoopie cushion | 65 |
| #656 | wind-up chattering teeth | 46 |
| #490 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 62 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #121 | worthless knick-knack | 130 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #404 | x-ray specs | 53 |
| #754 | yellow snowcone | 42 |