| #210 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 11 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #993 | Daffy Taffy | 24 |
| #160 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 23 |
| #222 | Feynman gate | 53 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #272 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 79 |
| #459 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 116 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Rock Pops | 121 |
| #408 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 13 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #274 | blood flower | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #761 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #383 | capacitor relay | 31 |
| #352 | carbon nanotube frame | 34 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #97 | fake plastic grass | 18 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #372 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #472 | ion grid | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #112 | kite | 63 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #479 | logic synthesizer | 21 |
| #172 | mafia aria | 146 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #593 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #170 | stick | 15 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #328 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #478 | stuffed doppelshifter | 29 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #348 | valuable trinket | 261 |
| #714 | vinegar | 50 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #351 | yo-yo | 91 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |