| #210 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 11 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #994 | Daffy Taffy | 24 |
| #161 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 23 |
| #223 | Feynman gate | 53 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #272 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 79 |
| #459 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 116 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #440 | Rock Pops | 121 |
| #406 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 13 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #274 | blood flower | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #759 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #383 | capacitor relay | 31 |
| #352 | carbon nanotube frame | 34 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #97 | fake plastic grass | 18 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #472 | ion grid | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #112 | kite | 63 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #479 | logic synthesizer | 21 |
| #172 | mafia aria | 146 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #170 | stick | 15 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #327 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5801 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #478 | stuffed doppelshifter | 29 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #348 | valuable trinket | 261 |
| #714 | vinegar | 50 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #351 | yo-yo | 91 |
| #361 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |