| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #171 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #943 | bag of airline peanuts | 24 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of goofballs | 48 |
| #1153 | box of sunshine | 190 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #844 | clown hammer | 27 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #84 | daisy | 184 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #677 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #763 | fake fake vomit | 37 |
| #783 | fake hand | 28 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #554 | grue egg | 47 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #985 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #785 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 34 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #208 | pork elf goodies sack | 37 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #779 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #10 | valuable trinket | 25,716 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #729 | whoopie cushion | 41 |
| #947 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #704 | yellow snowcone | 46 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |