| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1072 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2659 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #407 | hamethyst | 20 |
| #31 | hamethyst bracelet | 7 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #2199 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #749 | lihc face | 2 |
| #262 | maiden wig | 10 |
| #887 | meat stack | 4 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1380 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1616 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1052 | porquoise | 6 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #73 | porquoise necklace | 4 |
| #67 | porquoise ring | 4 |
| #417 | pretty flower | 288 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1677 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #552 | spiked femur | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #294 | toast | 4,119 |
| #1239 | top | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1011 | useless powder | 43 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1781 | yellow snowcone | 3 |