| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #1325 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #79 | Red Pill | 5 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #257 | Wand of Nagamar | 22 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #85 | ballast turtle | 9 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #41 | bottlecap turtle | 11 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #83 | box turtle | 6 |
| #205 | breath mint | 2 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #535 | chopsticks | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #36 | dueling turtle | 9 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #29 | furry green turtle | 19 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #363 | hideous egg | 8 |
| #411 | hot wad | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #47 | knobby helmet turtle | 14 |
| #74 | lead yo-yo | 4 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #217 | magic lamp | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #70 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #80 | painted turtle | 5 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #539 | pretty flower | 148 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #477 | rice bowl | 2 |
| #231 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #20 | samurai turtle | 15 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #33 | skeletortoise | 13 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #25 | soup turtle | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #28 | spiky turtle helmet | 2 |
| #36 | spiky turtle shield | 2 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #60 | stone banjo | 11 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #101 | sword of static | 2 |
| #20 | tortoboggan | 18 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |